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S.d.Ch.: Luxury Art | divadelní hra

30.06.2018 19:00

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"Lidi jako seš ty, chtěji mrdat lidi jako sem já"

Tracey Emin

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S.d.Ch.

DON JUAN ANEB LUXURY ART


dramatická koláž z časopisu registrovaného u MK ČR pod značkou E-14806 na podkladu slavné opery

POSTAVY: SBĚRATEL A MECENÁŠ UMĚNÍ JUAN DONATOR, STYLOVÁ ARISTOKRATKA LADY KINVARA BALFOUR, BEZEJMENNÁ UMĚLKYNĚ JULIA VĚTVOVÁ, BEZEJMENNÝ UMĚLEC VIKI FRESH, POŠŤAČKA, PRVNÍ, DRUHÝ, TŘETÍ, ČTVRTÝ a PÁTÝ PŘEDNÍ ČESKÝ UMĚLEC, MUŽ V MONTÉRKÁCH, MUŽ V OVERALU, VÍDEŇSKÝ DESIGNER a OBJEKT Z NEREZOVÉ OCELI

Ukázka:
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Zazvoní zvonek, Juan zapne komunikátor, naskočí obrazovka, na které je PRVNÍ, DRUHÝ, TŘETÍ, ČTVRTÝ a PÁTÝ PŘEDNÍ ČESKÝ UMĚLEC (dále jen PRVNÍ, DRUHÝ, TŘETÍ, ČTVRTÝ, PÁTÝ).
KINVARA: Nejsou to Jehovisti?
JUAN: Kdepak, Leporellovi kunčafti. (do komunikátoru) Co si přejete?
PRVNÍ: Dobrý den. My jsme přední čeští umělci a rádi bychom vám nabídli naše pamětní medaile připomínající odkaz Václava Havla. (ukazují na kameru sedm zarámovaných medailí)
JUAN: Proč?
DRUHÝ: No, protože nám jeden pán ve městě řekl, že byste je koupil. Je to sběrateli vyhledávaná luxusní emise.
JUAN: Takhle to ale vypadá, že je to emise vyhledávající sběratele. Já ale myslel, proč připomínáte odkaz Václava Havla.
TŘETÍ: Měli jsme k němu všichni blízko.
JUAN: Vy mi nerozumíte, chtěl jsem slyšet nějaký argument.
DRUHÝ: Je to významná osobnost?
JUAN: Myslel jsem spíš nějaký argument.
DRUHÝ (poté co se s ostatními poradí): Tak to nevíme.
JUAN: A navíc, jak tak počítám, je vás pět a medailí je sedm. Proč mi vaši dva kolegové nepřišli nabídnout svou práci osobně? To není moc zdvořilé.
PRVNÍ: Nemohli, pane, jsou po smrti.
JUAN: Aha, v tom případě obě medaile koupím.
DRUHÝ: My je ale smíme prodávat jenom jako sadu.
JUAN: Pak nemám zájem, děkuji.
TŘETÍ: Je k tomu i brožurka s našimi vzpomínkami na setkání s Havlem.
JUAN: Nezlobte se, pánové, vezmu jen ty od mrtvých. Nashledanou! (vypne komunikátor) Umělci z ostbloku v sobě mají něco z progresívních vlastností všudypřítomného insektu. (JULIA se rozpláče)
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